NOPE. We will tell you that from the start of the bootcamp until one year after you graduate, you will have access to our career services. THIS IS BULLSHIT! 💩 ask any past students for more info.

During the bootcamp, we will give you condescending mock interviews of no-value and pretend like that's career support to get you ready for interviews. 🤣 🤡

Another lie. We will say: if your career aspirations regarding salary and job position are in sync with the prevailing job market, it is possible to secure employment within approximately 3 months after. This is unrealistic but most likely what you want to hear. Getting the skills to be hirable requires MANY, MANY more hours and months of practice. Specially after only 7-weeks with no previous experience.

This is your wet dream right? We know it so that's why it is part of our marketing.

Certainly, our content is basic crap.

But we won't tell you this is just the tip of the iceberg and there is MUCH MORE to learn.

No, just a cheap 💩 bootcamp. We won't really help you find a job either.

Here's what you can expect to gain from the bootcamp:

1. The most in-demand skills: Our curriculum is crap but you won't notice.
2. Hands-on experience: You will make a shitty airbnb-clone. That's it.
3. Personalized career support and development: I think we already talked about this. We won't help you.
4. Lifetime access to our platform: lifetime here just means a couple of months until everyone forgets our 💩 portal exists. Oh, if you cross me we will kick you out and give you a FAKE certificate.

   

   So, be a good boy and give us a 5 star review or else...

5. Extensive programming book collection: Crap you can find for free by googling.
6. Intensive and immersive learning experience: Our bootcamp entails a rigorous schedule of 5 days per week, 8 hours per day, spanning a total of 10 weeks. Not really. It is basically 7 weeks 5hs a day if I don't fall asleep.

Because we have no team, only cheap ex-alumni. And we teach in third world countries to pay little taxes.

Our mentors don't hang around for long either. When I get bored I fire them and find other gullible new alumni to milk with empty promises.

Nop. We are cheap but not a charity.

Errr, no.

Come now, pay and regret later.

NO REFUND AT ALL, we don't give a shit. No excuses. We already got your money sucker!

If I kick you out just because __blank__ · sorry not sorry! No money back. 😭

There is absolutely no protection for students! Read the fine print. Read this review.

Tropical island blah blah

Don't be lazy and google it.

By plane? Then taxi?

7 weeks. 5 days a week. 5hs a day. 175hs(ish) TOTAL (far from the 400 advertised).

During the pre-course phase, 1 call per week so you feel like you are doing something. If you can't, all good, you do you, we have your money.

Once you arrive in Koh Phangan for the 7-week in-person part, the schedule follows a Monday to Friday format from 10 am to 2 pm. Each day brings a diverse range of activities tailored to the topic at hand. After that we will show you the next cool place to party.

We try 18 students because our marketing is not that good and we can roughly find 2 mentors. If more will come more money for us but you will still get 2 mentors.

The art of haiku, look at this review from switchup:

We say YES to anything that is trendy now. But you won't learn shit.

Better if you have none. The less you know the more you will believe our 💩.

If you know a lot most likely we won't accept you.

If you are over 40 and barely know how to use a computer, great!.

As long as students keep paying.

We will tell you it is super hard to get in. It is not. We sound "exclusive" when we say so, but in reality we accept anyone with a wallet. 💸